OMFG! shes back! shes back! the neighbor who---AAAAH!
this time she comes down, knocks on the door, i open it thinking it was my grandma and THERE SHE IS! i had the excuse of saying that my grandma wasn't home and I needed to ask her thank god but what do I say now? AAAH! if bridget doesn't go up they'll think we're a bunch of freaks! but wait...thats good! yes! than they'll never come down again! you're a genious! thank you so much!
and this person also has a problem with nosy questions. ARGh!
(the things I wanted to say are between stars)
eve(the little girl): why are you home alone?
Me: oh well its just for five minutes and this is a pretty safe apartment *becuase we fucking feel like it*
eve: your mom goes to work today?
Me: yeah *do you know what she is little girl? do you know what she is? AN OVERTIME CANNIBAL!*
sorry, but she was getting on my nerves. beware...if my smile gets any more forced it will be unnatural.
just one thing...SHE BETTER NOT DISTURB MY BEAUTY SLEEP!
wow you guys need to comment.
rules: everytime you read a post you have to comment. and i erased all the other things now so it's easier. wlel actuallyi can't make youcomment...PWEASE! oh the mutiny!
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