bored

im probably going to cram all my hw on sunday after taking my sweet time to tan and roast in the autumn sun...but for now im bored.. my pies in the oven, no one's on fb..tis suckish

i saw the macy's parade today and i saw snoopy..pics on fb...go GO

yo

Just a shoutout to you anderson suckaahs :D we have a half day ... also im going to be posting through thanksgiving so if you wanna check...check.

everyone deserves the flames

first november post :D :D :D life is pretty good these days but let me put my bitch mask on for the sake of this blog.

OMFGGGG!!! i just lost my third student metrocard of the year and the second lunch box! what kind of bullshit is that?

does anybody have tips on how not to lose things...

chinese poka!!!!

goddamn it you guys! i'm not feeling the love!!! where is the love? where are the bloggers more importatntly?? is this a lost era? do you ever know a song but just not know who it's by like nobody knows who sung everytime we touch. anyway the next time we meet face to face friends be prepared (ninja) can you decode my cyrptic messages? well let's find out.

this is who i'm going to be for hallowween! isn't HE cute? i won't be wearing this outfit specifically but will try to t my hands on some other accesories he has in his pictures. rightt now my computer is on overwrite for some stupid annoying reason so i won't be able to delete anything i write.

gotta go do science prelab *sigh*

OMG. i was going to se you guys today but then NO VISITING DURING SCHOOL HOURS. the hell??? actually i wasn't that pissed but i was definitely dissapointed but then i went to shake shack, saw mr,.winters and everything was ok...i didn't actually say hi to him but i didn't want to disturb his (makes globe with hands) peaceful adult life. but maybe i will see you guys some other day..hmmm hahhaha! i was like hyperventilating because i thought i was going to be late to class but also i saw choclatier on the way home! it was so weird because i was like want to meet in the subway and then she was like no i cant and then i saw her IN THE SUBWAY! i have fortune telling skills yeah you know it.

oops you can i gnore the double posting.

so lots of free time on my hands...you guys don't really go on your blogs anymore im sad. sigh. i feel like soembody priced a big hole in me and the air is getting let out. NAH. who cares that i'm in a school for CRACKHEADS ? or maybe they're not cfackhead sjut straight idiots (straight as in behaved, not as in not homosexual) who walk between the lines and have never had a bannana stuffed in their mouth, who's mom tell them to eat up and go to harvard. sigh. well, it w as a possibility. and when i get into harvard and IF i get into harvard i will REJEcT THEM because the people are probably stupid and then i will proceed to go to the university of MICHIGAN, thank you very much.

sigh

so lots of free time on my hands...you guys don't really go on your blogs anymore im sad. sigh. i feel like soembody priced a big hole in me and the air is getting let out. NAH. who cares that i'm in a school for CRACKHEADS ? or maybe they're not cfackhead sjut straight idiots (straight as in behaved, not as in not homosexual) who walk between the lines and have never had a bannana stuffed in their mouth, who's mom tell them to eat up and go to harvard. sigh. well, it w as a possibility. and when i get into harvard and IF i get into harvard i will REJEcT THEM because the people are probably stupid and then i will proceed to go to the university of MICHIGAN, thank you very much.

directions...

i'm trying to get to anderson from hunter and everybody has been giving me different directions..im so confused!!! i haven't had time to find a wireless boom box..and i figured it's not as cool to come in in a neon suit,have to plug your boom box in and then start dancing. it seems even LESS cool to come in through the door and not the ceiling. hehee ha. is anybody finding school boring? nah? just me? i know a couple people at hunter aside from the oldies (hee hee that's what those people lisa etc. are to me, old but still classic and good? well okay minus the old) and i've said hi to them...there was this nice high school guy also...who encouraged me to join the badminton club...(?)

oh ho ho ho the folly's of life!

just to make up for my abscence i'm going to right twice as much! scratch that! 25 % as much! i i ntend to post on all my blogs! where the hell have all the banners gone? you know this is just going to be a chain of random thoughts so i might as well list them!

1. would using gorilla glue to stick a bun to someone's butt be funny to anyone else?
2. when am i going to get to finally meet you guys in person!!! i mean..see you guys in person
3. what's a good dance song
4. how do people look good when they break dance? iis the key baaaaaggey clothing?
5. what does shawty mean?
6. should i make a scrapbook out of all my pictures in china?
7. who's going to see in hae in britain? mememem!
8. you guys are bored! ha! luky! i have no time to be bored!
9. btw if you're bored doing needlepoint is a great time consumer! just make sure it's the right kind
10. did anyone miss me :3
11. hahha i saw this girl today and her voice was so valley girl it was funny
12. mwah! i feel like giving kisses!

so ____ dies in up eh????

emma! you totally ruined "up!" for me ! the...da ...da (sobs dramatically) the spoilers warning...it was too faast. and then i read about...no i can't no i can't say it out loud. it scarred me for life! but you didn't come here to read about me...or did you?

no but field day was really tiring so i slept in the grass and 10 people like abused me in one way or another...yeah...i just can't believe i'm pregnant.























































JHAHHAHAHHAH! I'm not pregnant! what did you think i was? PREGNANT? ahahhha!

counting the dead

so yeah they canceled the trip but a lot tof people are still sick:

declan
gideon
owen
aaron
jonathan etc.!

but at least they won't miss anything...like the rest of us!!!! on to club penguin!

yaaah yaah yahhh im HIIIGH!!!

ok mandy. Im posting on both of my blogs today. BOTH FRIGGIN BOTH. and nobody else has two so yeah. wot wot now now. sorry i kind of feel like a bat..ya know repeating things. you know how bats repeat things? am i not making any sense? bleh. omg i wish tuesday would just end and all the track people are so lucky! they get to miss like half of school again! ah well they'll have their social studies notes. so yeah. and im so glad camp speers is making us miss music for a week . i hate my partner. tucker...ok so he's a really nice person but he's a little uh...crazy (and it's not often i call people crazy) and he makes it really hard for me to concenttrate. and he keeps calling me HOMESLICE. like ?????? like this is tucker in a bugs bunny/cowboy/ms.flint/tenesse accent "now this is how it's gunna go down homeslice." like WAAAT? come again.

ok so im determined to write a good paragraph. EVEN if it kills me. So today everyone got their little puberty packs" and let me just say i don't want to smell like kuku coconut kreme or whatever that deodorant was scented like. ew. and shame on you in the hay! you were supposed to get one. i can definitely see Selina avoiding that. BUT ANYWAY. i just got a sleeping bag for camp speers and im REALLY EXCITED. like i get worked up easily but this is going to be cool! and my saturday school is over so does anyone want to go shopping with me? i need a dress. any suggestions?

here's what im going to try so far:
urban outfitters
h&m
and i might be going to a mall or something...with catgurl ( i wonder if she hates that name?)

hheeey!

omg have i not posted on this thing in like forever? yeah right now we're supposed to be at chorus rehearsal but who gives a fuck. so yeah...

wahoo!

omg! i have not posted on this blog in so fucking long! ur right choclatier! like what has happened to me? maybe its puberty...sorry...i guess im awkward and now im kinda inspired to gt my tongue pierced...and shot..as well as other.. various..body parts. that was random. okay. i was all depressed yesterday cuz ms.flint was all like "shut up!" even though i wasn't talking but she didn't reallya say that i guess i was just being overreative but i did have a bad day so yeah...and has anyone noticed how i never change the lyout of this thing? well bye gotta go!

damn title field..hmm..HMMM!

so hey i haven't been around lately but i haven't really had time to post and uh yeah my easter was kind of stupid. my mom got really mad at me so i started blabbering on about the resurrection of jesus christ...yeah sorry. potentially offensive text. and me and bridget made these LAME-O easter eggs out of paper but i did see the fast and the furious so that was cool yeah i got a bunch of stupid quotes from that and felt all inspirational like i wanted to comit a crime hee hee..yeah some things SHOULD be censored. but who am i to talk?

make me a supermodel

does anyone like that show? because i'm beginning to realize why claire loves it. You might see the comercials and be like "oh sure, bravo's come up with tons of crap shows like that but it's actually really interesting. they do fun stuff and get naked a lot (not that i'm interested in porn and all but yah...) anyhoo i have to go now...daphnis is emma right?

yay!!

keep up the spirit guys! that's been like a week consecutive with at least one person updated their blog! isn't that cool? maybe we can like beat the record of consecutive blogging...like if their is one. everyone look in guiness world records! i have their boss on speed dial!

hey bitches!

u know sometimes i tempeted to go into this british world accent thing and start talking like "and u can all bitch out after the kick-ass show that chuck noris owned!" but then people would look at me strange and trust me do i get enough of that. iolanthe u bitch!!!! lol, i wasn't having a seizure and that's not something to joke about! wat if i was really dead then everyone would look at your post and be like "iolanthe is such a horrible person."

so anyway: this is my diagnosis on my ranodm allergic reaction: i think it's because i didn't bring my "security blanket to school" a.k.a. my bunny! well i left it at home actually because random people were molesting NoName! a.k.a. owen. im actually a nice girl when im not screaming and being a whore...iolanthe!!!! >:( ooh..i like that smiley!

woo! first post in a while!

so here i am. absorbing a big jug of sunny d by osmosis. this is the life. omg we had like the awesomeset recess today. we were all like "monkeying aroun" and then ms.ridder that jerko came around and she's like "yo yo yo. waaaasup?" no but she was like "what's your problem! you're not supposed to be up here! omg!" i wanted to be like well "uh. suck balls ms.ridder" not that im that kind of person.

and it was funny today because i basically ditched chorus and nobody noticed. or nobody cared. one of those. i was visiting the chess people and gideon and aaron k. except i said hi to them reaaaly enthusiasticly and they just kind of snarled at me. well whatever. talk about raging hormones. har dee har. they're all the rage. i guess ill go now!

omg i feel so fucking sick. i have this awful fever that hasnt let up for almost 4days and i have to take these medicaations/antibiotics that has horrible side effects. i miss you guys!

okay.

ok so i havent blogged in forever. thats besides the point. omgawd i am so mad. ok. heres a story for you. yes, screw the apostrophes.

so i go to this gym thing right? to go swimmin almost every otherday as often as i can...its in columbia hospital yada yada which is right next to my house, so my mom has this membership there yeah and then she lets me go swimming on her card. but this old guy, when i was working out in the pool(like swimming to tone my muschles and all that crap) was all like complaining to the lifeguard just because he had to wait 5 frikin seconds to get a lane. like major WTF? i wanted to go old man slap him and be like "yeah id be upset if i looked like that too. all the years of excersising couldn't fix you up! BLEWUGH!" but i didn't. because i was ladylike, i was dignified, i remained the bigger person and walked away.

so there! dont mess! and if i wasnt mistaken...bridget called me a a hot mess today... i dont even want to knoe.

brownies

wow wow wow! i have not written in a dinosaur eternity, like a week but whatever! omg! i forgot to take my blogger crack! and emma you blocked me from your blog :( i don't know if that was intentional or whatever but you need to fix that! and tomorrow is my birthday. if no one remembers i will flip out. im baking! yay! but the other class isn't getting anything...sorry. im such a jerk.

and about hunter...yu think you're going to miss every1? how about the people that are going? they have to deal with facing a whole tidal wave of new(and improved ) ppl! lol. just kidding you guys are like my family. you're part of my circle of life. your babies are my babies er- i mean-uh... uh.. have a nice day. xD

think you've never heard a burglar? well you have now.

OMFg! i didn't get to tell you guys this yesterday but i had the SCARIest Experience! like I was home alone and ithought i heard someone shoot a gun and then footsteps and a alarm so i ran all the way to my lobby in my socks and was way too scared to go back up until my "Brave" grandma came and revealed it was nothing. BUt it was so fucking scary. like i could have almost pictured the bad guys shooting me alive... shiver. i must have been imagining it...

and the n i took a nap to feel like myself. well tata and on monday.

i missed my piano lesson too. :(

what's a bitch?

May i just say that so and so is such a fucking bitch?!?!?! like way to go for insecure!!! just watch her forward this to her mom. and the next time bitch ... even trys to talk to me she can except to get a "fuck off." or in catluvfer's words : BTFO!

but i was soooo insanely mad at her! like as soon as i came home i cut myself a a huge hunk of cheese and ate it. I usually don't do that! and may i also say that as soon as this post is over, im telling my mom to fill out all the forms for hunter and not even see the open house????!!! i literally mean that. i will seriously bring the package to school and mail it in front of you.

is this the kind of thing i would regret later? yeah? well see you in college!!!!!!

i mean...all my best friends are going...shalhevet...erica....dean. . . .*the times i'll have*

heeey!

sometimes i fell like my blogs are my children. they have to be equal. am i being awkward? ill stop. i hate it when stuff like that happens to me. os about today:

i am sitting next to gideon. AGAIN! for like the UPTEEMPTH time! and yes i just used that word! i mean not that i don't love his face but it's a frikin fag fatass(i stole that from emms) when i have to see it 24 sevemn!

but that doesn't really make me angry. its just something for you to feed on. like edward cullen.

*sigh* what has happened to society.

example:
I went to the park today.
twilight groupie: is that like when Edward takes bella to his secret garden? on page i have no fucking life?

yay! morning blogging!

okay...this is going to be rather fast because i have to get to class in uh...3 minutes but hi! so anyway..more about my trip! 

the hotel room! it had this really weird fireplace that was reaal but unreal at the same time, like it had ceramic logs....yeaeh beats me too. and it had a kitchen! but strangely it didn't have any restaraounts on the campus except for the "greasy bar" who names their place that? i mean, yum...greasy!

and i made up a new smiley! $O$ it's mr.krabs! from spongebob! haaha. 

wait...this is supposed to be my angry blog....OOPs!

on vacataion...yeah di yeh!

OMFriggin gosh! you guys you guys you guys! i have ssoooo much to say! like you have no idea. but we have to start somewhere so uh...im on vacation! well obviously and I went skiing for like the first time ever! and now i kinda hate the sport! it's fun for like 2 hours but lugiing around those HORRENDOUS! boots and pulling your skis around everywhere makes you sooo tired! and for those of you that have never been skiiing well you have to wear speial boots and they are SO HEAVY! like, imagine wearing ugs with bricks strapped to the sides. and imagine those ugs were totally uglified (i like that word) and made out of UNFASHIONABLE PLASTIc! now, where would you be then?

but but but! idid go down sugarslope. the first time i went i went straight down. and that was ungood. but it was EXHILIRATING! yep! so yeah! can't keep you gujys too long...but if you want to knopw more...COMMENT! comment commnet!

this is such the right time!

happy valentines day! im not that into the whole love thing but you guys can do whatever you want...and i said the most awkward thing today. my mom was like "oh you guys will probably have to go shopping for ski clothes.." and i say "don't worry, we'll be so active we won't even need clothes." if you're like me you'll get that.

and what is with all these viagra clocks? there's one in my basement as well! and i have a clipboard their ad! aaaah! maybe they should sell them in the school store...hahaha.

hallo!

So you guys, Im making valentines day cards for people...anybody want? i mean like freaking hand crafted! with construction paper though...and a real genuine lipstick print! lol no i wouldn't want to scare andy of my friends away unless i mean u are already? so yeah they're going to pink so don't ask for a blue one or whatever the hell you "tomboy" and "goth" and "punk" people are into too...a black valentine? with a HUGE PAPRECUT down the middle? UM..NO!

HOLY SHIT.

OMFG! shes back! shes back! the neighbor who---AAAAH!

this time she comes down, knocks on the door, i open it thinking it was my grandma and THERE SHE IS! i had the excuse of saying that my grandma wasn't home and I needed to ask her thank god but what do I say now? AAAH! if bridget doesn't go up they'll think we're a bunch of freaks! but wait...thats good! yes! than they'll never come down again! you're a genious! thank you so much!

and this person also has a problem with nosy questions. ARGh!

(the things I wanted to say are between stars)
eve(the little girl): why are you home alone?
Me: oh well its just for five minutes and this is a pretty safe apartment *becuase we fucking feel like it*
eve: your mom goes to work today?
Me: yeah *do you know what she is little girl? do you know what she is? AN OVERTIME CANNIBAL!*

sorry, but she was getting on my nerves. beware...if my smile gets any more forced it will be unnatural.

just one thing...SHE BETTER NOT DISTURB MY BEAUTY SLEEP!

im zen right...

do you think i over react? becuase my flute teacher told me im very excited about everything but like in a bad way...ya know what im getting at? like im compulsive...or like "high strung" am i excitable? REALLY? DON'T call me EXCITABLE! wahh! so yeah..i meanim calm right? like zen. yeah thats totatlly me.

augh!

hey guys! hopefully some of you noticed that i wasn't here today. well i didn't cut school, as much as i would love to. I woke up with a horrible stomache pain and could barely make it through breakfast-sitting down. But then my mom kicked me out of the house("you're going to be late for school!") SO... I was walking painfully and everything started moving and i felt really dizzy and light headed so i sat down in a deli. My old NURSERY SCHool teacher found me and brought me home. otherwise, i probably would have passed out on the subway. and than i downed some tynenol and I fell much better. Hope you didn't worry too much...lol, gosh i feel so important.


and if i text you text me back! jeez...I hate it when people don't. I think im going to have to add that to the awards. BEST TEXTER.


the pains of growing old(er)....you guys are all so lucky! if you know what i mean...

i dont know whether to be suprised or what

HAHAHA guys. bad stuff should happen to me more often. 6 freaking comments! wahhaha!

but really, thanks anyway you bitches :) <--- most overused smiley of mine ever! but i hate this ;) it looks like long eyelashes and i do use this on occasions: ^---^ but its special...and I stole this from iolanthe's sister :3

im so cliche.

yo yo yo and a bleat bleat bleat... (A play on words...hahaha)

okay not that i don't feel any sympathy for homelss people but there is this guy that is there every day and hes always going "god bless you, help a homelss person" and its almost funny i just want to be like dude, get a job. march into that deli or something...BUT ANYWAYS!

I am going to give all my friends bloggers or otherwise awards! this is not like a "oh, im so popular" thing its just for fun. and guys please dont get mad at me or anything like im not giving anybody the best whoring award. that goes to... we all know right? and this isn't in order of my best friends or anything, just people who come to mind, and im giving pen names out to people who might not want their name online. like "explorer the great" and "a fortunate tomato" except different...

1. claire definitely wins best hair and easy to talk to for like ur problems
2.emma gets best freakerouter award and for a person you would loveto tell your secrets to but cant...you big mouth. lol , just kidding.
3. mandy obviously wins nicest person (especially for awkward jokes, where other people just stare blankly) and best story teller. trust me i would know...(?) but i dont really know
4. iluvcats gets best dressed (and best whisperer)
5. iolanthe would get most easy to gossip about people you hate and somebody i cant get mad at...grr...actually I can't really get seriously mad at any of my friends...im so pathetic :(
6. selena would get funniest without knowing it
7. idalis gets most contagious laugh and most empathetic
8. nomi gets best sarcastic remarks or stupid things that make every1 else laugh
9. livvi(how do u spell it?) gets most unemotional award. i mean in a good way. right?
10. in hae gets awesomest house and best curser
11. milo=fail
12. everyone else im sort of friends with gets an award for making me laugh. and everyone else they meet...chuckle.

aren't i so popular. lol. i wish. DEPRESsEd. ^---^well see you...

hello

ha. you guys must have missed me. but anyway I found myself getting so nervous today. like, I can't even go in a subway and not have a miniature heart attack every time someone walks near me. its just uggh. im sorry if some of you already know about this but i had to "blog it out".

but I was mad too. about people with stupid attitudes, sometimes, i fell the urge to give those folks a jolly old swat ON THE REAR or a kick in the ass. whichever. (and stephenie meyer pisses me off too, but lets not get into that :P).

and this doesn't get me mad but I can't really get seriously angry anymore, like I exaggerate my voice and then people don't believe me. and SOMEBODY... cough*iolanthe*cough... always cracks up when I get mad at her.

and people need to understand when someone is trying to be really, really hard to be really, really nice to them. and some people need to stop the fishing for compliments.

"im not smart"
"im not pretty"
"im not popular"
"im not THE AMAZINGLY FEMININE RYAN ROSS!"

whatever. i never give people compliments that way. i don't really give compliments. at least not sincere ones. so im a liar. DONT ABANDON ME! your mothers lie too! there is no tooth fairy or big green monster with unplesant facial hair.

lol, no one gets me. except for you emma...

im back. kisses!

so guys, i am determined to update on both blogs today. hmm...okay.
there is this little girl on my building who I met yesterday. she was very okay with one exception.
SHE WOULD NOT GO AWAY.
Im serious, she stayed in our apartment for 3 frikin hours. and we didn't even invite her. her mom just knocked on the door, daughter in hand. like WTF. nobody does that. And get this, after she went home(her brother came to pick her up) she came back.
"I can eat dinner with you guys!" I almost fainted. and Iwas trying to be very nice and subtley suggest she go home.
me: so, do you want me to take you back to your apartment?
her: no, i want to stay here.
me: (clenches teeth and secretly thinks omgosh, you stupid time waster) DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME LITTLE GIRL?(its calledd sudden death)
just kidding, i didn't say that, at least not in all caps. lol.

I mean I love my friends but chances are if I had to live with them or see them EVERY DAY FOR 24 HOURs, i would start to get annoyed.

anyway, that girl was a major piss-off for me but im over that.

and if she comes back, im pretending not to be there. evil? yeah, wait until you meet her.

damn guy!

what kind of lowlife punk steals an ipod from a little girl?! yeah, you heard me! no i did not watch someone get jumped. I was jumped. by a scummy asshole, who clearly thinks that it was a moral thing to do. Yeah, well he is going to have bad karma for the rest of his life. and believe me its already fucked up. hey, i might be cursing but hell i am mad! damn... i should have screamed. he got my ipod! shit, shit shit. I can't believe this. they took me to the police station and everything. and my ipod is probabky not coming back. wow.

so guys. always keep your valuables in your pocket. I learned a lesson.

is it just me or some people just assholes? okay, so today at the hunter test(which was so hard!) there was this guy who could not keep his big mouth to himself. He was insulting someone based on sexual orientation! WHO DOES THAT. like he said to this guy who talked like a girl, really sadistically, "your voice needs maturing" and that guy was annoying too, he was like "im annoying! thats the point!" wtf. That alone just annoys me.

and heres the thing. HUNTER MADE US SIGN A CONTRACT. it basically said something like, you cannot even open your mouth about this otherwise we will DISQUALIFY YOU. I was like so weirded out. and then this security guard started yelling at the kids LOOK AT THE NUMBER ON YOUR CARD!

awkward

awkward peOPLE. they never will dissapear as long as I live. here are some things (i think) an awkward person does.

1. when someon's joke isn't funny they have to say something. ( cant you go with the flOW?, lol me and my stupid phrases)
2. they laugh when no one else is, like really hard and when its like silent. AWKWARD. actually i do that. alot.
3.when you tell them something they're like "um.. okay...(why the f*** do I care?)"

I never said awkward people are bad. duh.

okay you guys!

i love you guys! ur frikin awesome! I mean my friends... I had no one to talk to for the past idont know what days and then you just show up and kickass! even my sorta friends. love you! okay, so im not the most popular muffin in the cake shop but i still have a few loyal customers... if you can't figure what i just said, perfectly ok, a normal reaction would be like WTF did she just type.

"abscence makes the heart grow fonder", okay so i've quoted that beforee but damn its true! I missed everyone. cry. this vacation has been torture. I nfact im goin to write you a im so glad im back sogng.








uh. wtf is the song?




oh sorry, ill post it another time. im too busy chatting. lol. oh and by the way, i need more computer smiles like : ) >_< and stuff like that, so if you could comment me some, that would be amazing.