heeey!

sometimes i fell like my blogs are my children. they have to be equal. am i being awkward? ill stop. i hate it when stuff like that happens to me. os about today:

i am sitting next to gideon. AGAIN! for like the UPTEEMPTH time! and yes i just used that word! i mean not that i don't love his face but it's a frikin fag fatass(i stole that from emms) when i have to see it 24 sevemn!

but that doesn't really make me angry. its just something for you to feed on. like edward cullen.

*sigh* what has happened to society.

example:
I went to the park today.
twilight groupie: is that like when Edward takes bella to his secret garden? on page i have no fucking life?

yay! morning blogging!

okay...this is going to be rather fast because i have to get to class in uh...3 minutes but hi! so anyway..more about my trip! 

the hotel room! it had this really weird fireplace that was reaal but unreal at the same time, like it had ceramic logs....yeaeh beats me too. and it had a kitchen! but strangely it didn't have any restaraounts on the campus except for the "greasy bar" who names their place that? i mean, yum...greasy!

and i made up a new smiley! $O$ it's mr.krabs! from spongebob! haaha. 

wait...this is supposed to be my angry blog....OOPs!

on vacataion...yeah di yeh!

OMFriggin gosh! you guys you guys you guys! i have ssoooo much to say! like you have no idea. but we have to start somewhere so uh...im on vacation! well obviously and I went skiing for like the first time ever! and now i kinda hate the sport! it's fun for like 2 hours but lugiing around those HORRENDOUS! boots and pulling your skis around everywhere makes you sooo tired! and for those of you that have never been skiiing well you have to wear speial boots and they are SO HEAVY! like, imagine wearing ugs with bricks strapped to the sides. and imagine those ugs were totally uglified (i like that word) and made out of UNFASHIONABLE PLASTIc! now, where would you be then?

but but but! idid go down sugarslope. the first time i went i went straight down. and that was ungood. but it was EXHILIRATING! yep! so yeah! can't keep you gujys too long...but if you want to knopw more...COMMENT! comment commnet!

this is such the right time!

happy valentines day! im not that into the whole love thing but you guys can do whatever you want...and i said the most awkward thing today. my mom was like "oh you guys will probably have to go shopping for ski clothes.." and i say "don't worry, we'll be so active we won't even need clothes." if you're like me you'll get that.

and what is with all these viagra clocks? there's one in my basement as well! and i have a clipboard their ad! aaaah! maybe they should sell them in the school store...hahaha.

hallo!

So you guys, Im making valentines day cards for people...anybody want? i mean like freaking hand crafted! with construction paper though...and a real genuine lipstick print! lol no i wouldn't want to scare andy of my friends away unless i mean u are already? so yeah they're going to pink so don't ask for a blue one or whatever the hell you "tomboy" and "goth" and "punk" people are into too...a black valentine? with a HUGE PAPRECUT down the middle? UM..NO!

HOLY SHIT.

OMFG! shes back! shes back! the neighbor who---AAAAH!

this time she comes down, knocks on the door, i open it thinking it was my grandma and THERE SHE IS! i had the excuse of saying that my grandma wasn't home and I needed to ask her thank god but what do I say now? AAAH! if bridget doesn't go up they'll think we're a bunch of freaks! but wait...thats good! yes! than they'll never come down again! you're a genious! thank you so much!

and this person also has a problem with nosy questions. ARGh!

(the things I wanted to say are between stars)
eve(the little girl): why are you home alone?
Me: oh well its just for five minutes and this is a pretty safe apartment *becuase we fucking feel like it*
eve: your mom goes to work today?
Me: yeah *do you know what she is little girl? do you know what she is? AN OVERTIME CANNIBAL!*

sorry, but she was getting on my nerves. beware...if my smile gets any more forced it will be unnatural.

just one thing...SHE BETTER NOT DISTURB MY BEAUTY SLEEP!